Funny Warning Labels

[Dark Blue]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
'Do not turn upside down.'
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)


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On Sainsbury's peanuts --
'Warning: contains nuts.'
(talk about a news flash)

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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking
this medication.'
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)


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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --
'Product will be hot after heating.'
(...and you thought????...)


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On a Sears hairdryer --
Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos --
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)


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On a bar of Dial soap --
'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
(and that would be???....)


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On some Swanson frozen dinners --
'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
(but, it's just a suggestion.)



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On packaging for a Rowenta iron --
'Do not iron clothes on body.'
(but wouldn't this save me time?)



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On Nytol Sleep Aid --
'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
(..I'm taking this because???.....)


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On most brands of Christmas lights --
'For indoor or outdoor use only.'
(as opposed to what?)


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On a Japanese food processor --
'Not to be used for the other use.'
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)


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On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'
(Step 3: say what?)


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On a child's Superman costume --
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


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On a Swedish chainsaw --
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

[Tash8]

ahaha, nice post.

[°[~CHR!$~]°]

the 1st one was the big opener man
but comments are the shit..did u write them?

[Dark Blue]

naw didn't write them lol. i think i could do alot better if i did lmao

[tha Wangsta]

On a Swedish chainsaw --
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

that tells a lot.....

[*MIRANDA*]

lmfao those are funny

[Jay-19]

On a Swedish chainsaw --
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

that tells a lot.....

Maybe because there are so much Finnish people living in Sweden...?

[Slimm]

damn someone just showed me this on work today lol. They aight, but you know in america u can sue those companys saying 'it didnt say anywhere not to stop it with my dick!'.

[mist15806]

LOL

[James R.]

hahahaha the last one is fucking CLASSIC

[tha Wangsta]

On a Swedish chainsaw --
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

that tells a lot.....

Maybe because there are so much Finnish people living in Sweden...?

yes... and we are not very proud of those who have made that choice...

[BlaqReaper]

On a Swedish chainsaw --
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'

Swedish lumberjack #1: You know I got balls of steel.
Swedish lumberjack #2: Oh yeah? Prove it...

[SajN]

The first two cracked me up

[kalbird]

Whoa! The labels r off the hook though i aint noticed any like those here yet. Cool!!

[Xray]

First one I don't like cause I hardly get it. Haven't ate that dessert or ever heard of it.

Rest were dope, but they sound really old, like those warning labels are probably really old.