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MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby MC Anonymous » Dec 15th, '08, 23:08

Anonymous, gimme the mic and Ill start rapping,
See little boys and I just start kidnapping,
While they just screaming out they mind, im just laughing,
Start grinding on them and it just starts splatting,
Splashing, like my dick was a lonely sky,
It was having a storm, raining on only guys,
Take a 12 year old girl, ohhh yeah its so tight,
Im gunna be stuck in it all fucking night,
Its more refreshing than a motherfucking Sprite,
Oh let me lick in there, lick that hair or ima cause a fight,
Ohhh yeah, ohh yeah, Chet stick the mic up there,
Ohh yeah ohh yeah its snowing in my underwear,
Fuck...My parents are coming in,
While Im cumming out, they just run right in,
Screaming, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HERE?
Iunno, but it justifies I'm a queer, WOO!

Lemme see that Mic Shadymademe, I'll tell you a little story
where a little horny girl played with my dick like a fiddle for me
her tight virgin pussy, it's like puttin' a dick through a cheerio
both our dicks in both her ears, got the real sexual stereo
ejaculating flurries on her for 2 pennies, then get McMaybe
have him pour his gravy, now we have an ''encore'' like Jay Z
All three grab our organic sprinklers and ''make it rain'' like Fat Joe
''smack that'' hoe like Akon, and stick her pussy so hard the cat broke
now the little boy comes, I tell Shadymademe to ''Beat it'' like MJ
he says ''OK'' and begins to jerk the meat ''32'' times like OJ
I say ''that's so gay'' but he does it anyway, I begin to record
black vans and accords knock down the doors with 4 x 4 boards
swat teams soars into the house, Shadymademe begins to run
I spin my gun like a cowboy and shoot because sin is fun
then I'm shunned with my homie Shadymademe in a prison cell
now our asses are about to meet some red crimson hell.....
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby Solace » Dec 15th, '08, 23:15

murdered me but whatever lol its a joke song :y: Hahah i was listening to Fack while writing mine.
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Re: MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby MC Anonymous » Dec 15th, '08, 23:16

shadymademe wrote:murdered me but whatever lol its a joke song :y: Hahah i was listening to Fack while writing mine.

Lmao, it's all good this was fun :y:
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby Solace » Dec 15th, '08, 23:18

MC Anonymous wrote:
shadymademe wrote:murdered me but whatever lol its a joke song :y: Hahah i was listening to Fack while writing mine.

Lmao, it's all good this was fun :y:

Your verse made me lol, i liked how you used other rappers songs and shit.
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Re: MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby MC Anonymous » Dec 15th, '08, 23:19

shadymademe wrote:
MC Anonymous wrote:
shadymademe wrote:murdered me but whatever lol its a joke song :y: Hahah i was listening to Fack while writing mine.

Lmao, it's all good this was fun :y:

Your verse made me lol, i liked how you used other rappers songs and shit.

Yeah tried a different approach when I was writing it
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby Emadyville » Dec 15th, '08, 23:42

Funny fucking shit good job :y:
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Re: MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby MC Anonymous » Dec 15th, '08, 23:58

Emadyville wrote:Funny fucking shit good job :y:

Thanks dude
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Re: MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby Requiem » Dec 16th, '08, 02:11

Lol, WTF??? u guys musta been bored or osmething. lmao, good shizz.

beginning sounded like kid kanniff shadymademe :unsure:
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Postby noel » Dec 16th, '08, 02:44

=D> =D> =D>
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Re: MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby MC Anonymous » Dec 16th, '08, 02:47

Thanks both of ya :]
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby mist15806 » Dec 16th, '08, 02:56

i don't think i'll ever be able to look at cheerios the same again lol :tounge2: but it was real nice though
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Re: MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby MC Anonymous » Dec 16th, '08, 03:16

mist15806 wrote:i don't think i'll ever be able to look at cheerios the same again lol :tounge2: but it was real nice though

Lmao, thanks.
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby Solace » Dec 16th, '08, 04:01

mist15806 wrote:i don't think i'll ever be able to look at cheerios the same again lol :tounge2: but it was real nice though

Hahahahahah, thanks all :y:
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Re: MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby Slim Zaddy » Dec 16th, '08, 18:19

it's funny and sick .. i like it .. keep it up guys . :y:
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Re: MC Anonymous, Shadymademe, Horny Story.

Postby Ka0t1c » Dec 17th, '08, 05:26

very funny, i like anon's part
oh yeah... and thanks for nothing too
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