I'm a boy. Me and my friend will rent a house together, but nowdays he acts strange. How could I get to know if he's gay?
Show him this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vNsDhFa ... re=related
If he likes it, he's gay!
Why my boyfriend sleeps just right after we had sex?
Cuz you're boring.
I'm 14, I have a gf, and I touch her a lot. But she never touch me. We love each other, how could I tell her that I need her "touch"?
MAN! She never touches you, because you have a disgusting body and it makes her sick! Go to the GYM, fucker.
How can I make a girl excited? What kind of words should I use?
The list goes like this: BMW, diamonds, mansion, golden jewelry
How I could make our sex-life better?
Go get a horse!
How should I call my penis?
Now, that's a serious problem.
My bf doesn't like when I kiss him. Why?
Cuz your mouth smells like shit!
How can I find the right place to put my penis?
With a map, loser.
How we can do "poo-sex"?
I don't know, but please try to kill yourself someway.
How should I tell to my gf, that I don't like poo-sex?
Kick her face as strong as you can!
I have a question. Do you know websites where I could find a lot of animal-sex?
Sure, I have a lot. Come to me and I show you some... Don't be afraid I always welcome my guests with a baseball bat.
I'm 10, and I wanna have sex with my boyfriend. Can we do it?
NO! I FORBID YOU TO DO IT! Personally.
My bf wants anal sex, but it hurts, so I don't want it. What should I do?
Guesswhat... Tell him you goddamn idiot.
I have a gf since 6 months, and she talks about sex all day. Is it a sign, that she wants "it"?
LOOOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEERRR!
How many times should I masturbate in a day? How many times must I?
58 times, cuz if you do less, you'll be arrested.
I cached my 62 years old mom masturbating. What should I do?
I don't know but I laughed my ass off.
part2 coming.
