tomorrow is my high school reunion/ i still dont know what the hell i'll be doing/
if i see my teachers should i abuse them/ or should i start rappin and damn near confuse them/
who knows what i'll do to him/ maybe i'll tie him up in the girls gym/ and make his world spin/
or take my guidance counselor to Berlyn/ i sent the computer teacher a dirty email/ i told her i was in trouble and gave no detail/ whatever u do, dont bring me bail/
i went to my old history class/ where all the girls were kissin my ass/ so i could give them some answers so they can get a 60 and pass/ thats how i got that mystery rash/ this girl dissed me real bad/
i had a teacher that was always a bastard/ i forget his name, but he always taught spanish/ i ma go back to the reuinion and have a sandwhich/ how did i pass all my classes?/