Blind Date

by **Hocky27** » Dec 4th, '05, 04:03

Alex sets up his friend Bob to go on a blind date with his
cousin.

Bob is a little worried about going out with someone he's never
seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Bob, "I'll be
with her all night."

"Don't worry," Alex says, "just go up to her door and meet her
first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as
planned. If you don't, just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake a
heart attack."

That night Bob knocks at the girl's door. When she comes out he
is awe-struck at how hot and sexy she is. He's about to speak
when the girl suddenly grabs for her chest and lets out a loud
... "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"