i went to a party and got really drunk
but i hardly knew anybody so like a fart it had stunk
if they carded i'd prolly be the farthest from young
cuz under age 20 were these two blondes, still i hung
around, i was wanting to be humping, but they wasn't down
guess i'm dumb and unlucky, salami kept coming, i frowned
am i always stuck, feeling sloppy, it's so awful, i'm done
call my skills a little choppy, things are wrong in my realm
what's going on now, it's the morning, my coffee is brown
karaoke got funky, a couple songs i did loud
one i think was a country, well i acted a clown
but the other's like something more rap, rockin the crowd
gettin hand claps, that helped me stand proud
and the dogs were out barking as the cat sat in the house
the keg doesn't have nothing left, the last of it found
a happy mouth, frothy, that's what the plan was about...