what's the most insane thing you've done when drunk?

[yoshi]

me and my mate put our naked assprints in the snowdrift -__-'

[yoshi]

[yoshi]

cold and wet.

[Deadishot]

I got a good story for yall that happened this weekend. Wasn't me though.

Okay so a couple of my friends don't drink very often (couple times a month, and DONT SMOKE) well we had a little get together and played pong all night, killed 2 cases and a liter of captain between 5 of us so we werent completly shit faced but we were pretty drunk. Than one of the kids who doesnt smoke wanted to smoke, outa the bong we got, so we are always happy to let people who don't smoke smoke so we took him to our apartment and packed about a third of a bowl for him. Well at our appartment our other roomate was there and had some people over and they were jsut sitting there talking in hte living room, so finnaly the kid who doesnt smoke ripped the bong (pretty well to for a first timer). and goes to sit down. 10 seconds later black shit starts coming outa his mouth, looked like he O.D. on something if you want to get that visual, and than he starts mumbling pre-emtive strike and tackles my friends friend who is a girl just sitting down tlaking, she got wicked mad and everyone is freakout out and this kid is literally going insane so i grab him and my roomate is bitching to get him outa the house, so i help the girl up and leave the insane kid alone for a second and he goes to attack the girl again (WTFFF) but im in between so nothing happens. so we end up pinning him to the ground, and carry him to get his shoe on, and this kid is just laughing histerical, like a heath ledger laugh, and he still has blakc stuff all over his face and mouth (we found out that was because he ate a chocolate donut and spit it out all over his mouth). So we are trying to get his shoes on and he keeps resisting and finally we hold his legs down and get them
than we have to carry him back home in like 6 inches of snow, and he isnt helping at all he is completly limp and dragging his feet. Finllay we get him back to his house and he lives on a Second floor flat appartment which is an appartment up stairs essentially, so we carry him upstiars and put him on the ground. He starts saying watter gimme water as he is knocking over all the cups on the pong table (everythign is empty but still it made a mess) than finally finds teh water cup, takes it and throws it accross the room. Than jsut passes out on the ground and starts mumbling and saying shit, than I am like Nick wtf is your problem you need to top acting like a kid and get ahold of oyurself and he looks me in the eyes and says kill me, i want to die now, i want it to stop when will it end make it stop kill me, and he gets up and makes a run for the stiars and my other friend spears him before he cna get to them. and after that he jsut passed out for the resst of the night. We put him on the couch and watched him but it was over.

Pretty fucked up experience being that iv been around alcohol and weed for the majority of my life and i never have seen anything like that before.
The next morning he said he was having a nightmare and we were the only ones keeping him awake or soemthing like that. and the girl wont come over when he is over anymore, which i think is kinda funny, shes a bitch anyways so she deserved it.

[spitz2]

ooooooh god. got really fuckin drunk on budweiser and chocolate cake (vanilla vodka and frangellico shots) and went to the bowlin alley and was talkin it up with some dude bout goin in the studio to do songs.....and it turned out to be some old bitch that had no idea what i was talkin about. another night, same combination, i drank from like 2 in the mornin till like 6 or 7 in the mornin, left, i still have no idea what happened but i woke up in my backyard. another night, me n my female were havin problems, so i take somewhere between 25 to 30 shots of bacardi and captain, and last thing i remember was goin to smoke a ciggarette, and they told me i started buggin out, freestylin about how sick i felt, and they brought me home, but i didnt know it was my house so jus sat outside boppin back and forth all night.

break it up soo its not all ran together. went to a halloween party, but had no idea where it was at, and then batman walked up to me and gave me a beer. they had 2 kegs and like 15 bottles, i got drunk as hell, went back and got my friend, came back to the party and robbed them, all the liqour and there money. basically all freestyles me n my dude cody did. oh, another time, same combo, budweiser and chocolate cakes, cody got me on tape talkin gibberish. i mean i said 1 coherent word, two really......i mumbled a shitload...and then finally said "tucan" and cody said "tucan sam?" and i jus looked up with a goofy as smile and said "yeah" and then started mumblin again. i can go for days with this shit

[Slimm]

meh mostly puking on peoples bed, fingerfucking a not so cute girl in public and shit.

[Tornado]

umm i blacked out during a mammoth drinking session but apparently (for everyone lese who was there) i was still moving until the police came then i fell puking for 30 mins whilst they were trying to question me and also i apparently managed to call on my mobile and have a slurred conversation..then my friends dragged me to my parents house and i must've walked out to sit just outside on the railings and thats when i remember next from just drinking...which is the freakiest part..

[Arabian Shady]

dont drink lol

[spitz2]

umm i blacked out during a mammoth drinking session but apparently (for everyone lese who was there) i was still moving until the police came then i fell puking for 30 mins whilst they were trying to question me and also i apparently managed to call on my mobile and have a slurred conversation..then my friends dragged me to my parents house and i must've walked out to sit just outside on the railings and thats when i remember next from just drinking...which is the freakiest part..

haha i know exactly what ur talkin about. we got some seagrams gin one time n jus drank that motherfucker straight.....n when we were drinkin, we was on one side of town n it was daytime. After i blanked out, im on the commplete other end of town talkin on a payphone when my mind comes back to me n it was midnight. craaazy feelin right there