The Most Embarrassing Thing Ever Happened To You..?

[Sophie]

mine was when i was in the school exam hall for a GSCE exam, n we were all told to stand up, then sit dwn, as we sat down my mate pulled my chair out, n i collapsed on the floor

EVERYONE looked at me

i wanted the ground to swallow me up!

what's yours....?

rooooooofl.

[yoshi]

hmm.. never had any of really embarassing moments, mostly because when something happens to me i take it easy and turn into a joke. guess it works better when you actually are able to make fun of yourself.

most of my embarassing stories are connected with drinking though rofl

i got drunk with my 2 mates on some backyard and i had a blackout so they put me in a bus - that's the first thing i remember, there's like a gap between me asking them to get me water and seeing the bus door open, which equals about 20 minutes - i sobered up a little in the bus, but after 15 minutes i felt like i had to puke, so i got out and puked on the bus stop. nobody was there, but it's still embarassing but funny at the same time. i waited for the next bus and again, had to get out. there was like a couple of people on the bus stop, but in that particular state of my mind i didn't give a crap and threw out again. then puked again at home, which was actually embarassing cause my mum and my bro weren't asleep.

uhh.. next story is kinda alike, we went on a camp in May for 10 days and we were staying in little houses, 3-4 people in one. since we had alot of free time between the 'classes' we'd all start to 'chill out' early, so in the evening most of us would be already in the 'good' mood. since i get along with almost all the people on my year, i'd walk from house to house, talk for a while, grab a drink or two and move to the next. i ended up drinking vodka with my 3 mates and since i was already in the different, better state of mind, i blacked out rofl. i remember my mate telling me he'd walk me to my house and next thing i know i'm opening my house door with a big "BOOM" and shocked expressions of my housemates and couple of other people who happened to sit there. i woke up my friend and she got mad cause i was giggling and mumbling i'm about to puke. she was like 'fuck fuck fuck, you're an idiot, a total idiot', but i didn't really care and kept giggling and telling her to get me a plastic bag or something so i could let the tsunami out of my poor tummy. she gave it to me and i threw up and went to sleep. when i woke up in the morning, it was terrible, really. i asked her to get me a sandwich, cause i wasn't able to get up and go to the canteen. she was pissed off, but she agreed. when they left, i went to the bathroom - we had this outdoor bathroom - it was in a different building. i picked up the plastic bag with my 'treasure' from the previous night on my way there lol and went to get a shower. i threw up again under the shower and just when i finished i heard my other friend entered asking if it's me, cause she recognized my hoodie on the hanger and asked me how i'm doing, cause she heard i was a little off colour..
the whole camp knew what was going on lol cause they saw me, but since i found the story highly amusing - what's more funny then your own stupidity? - i don't feel particularly ashamed.
later on, on the same camp, i fucked my ankle pretty bad. i was going to the toilet at night and again, wasn't 100% sober. i had to get a plaster on. i guess i kind of became the legend of WOPR Camp 2008.

[Sophie]

^ your embarassing stories, connected with drinking? you yosh? never! you never cease to amaze me.

[yoshi]

^ your embarassing stories, connected with drinking? you yosh? never! you never cease to amaze me.

oh, so you reached the Mount Everest of sarcasm now?

[Sophie]

oh, so you reached the Mount Everest of sarcasm now?

My flag has already been there for 18 years yosh, get with it. Smh. Old people. Honestly

[yoshi]

thank god i put mine on the Moon before Americans did. smh. kids. for real.

[Jay-19]

This thing happened a long time ago.

When I was in middle school, I had to take a dump during class.
So I left the classroom and got to the toilet, and took care of the problem.
Only problem is I forgot to lock the door. And then the girl I had a huge crush on opens the door and sees me sitting there crapping like a motherfucker. I didn't know what to do because I got so fucking chocked, so I said something like "hello, what's happening?".

She closed and didn't look me in the eyes for a couple of months.
Pretty embarrassing.

[Cwayon_Murder]

This thing happened a long time ago.

When I was in middle school, I had to take a dump during class.
So I left the classroom and got to the toilet, and took care of the problem.
Only problem is I forgot to lock the door. And then the girl I had a huge crush on opens the door and sees me sitting there crapping like a motherfucker. I didn't know what to do because I got so fucking chocked, so I said something like "hello, what's happening?".

She closed and didn't look me in the eyes for a couple of months.
Pretty embarrassing.

LMFAO

[Sophie]

This thing happened a long time ago.

When I was in middle school, I had to take a dump during class.
So I left the classroom and got to the toilet, and took care of the problem.
Only problem is I forgot to lock the door. And then the girl I had a huge crush on opens the door and sees me sitting there crapping like a motherfucker. I didn't know what to do because I got so fucking chocked, so I said something like "hello, what's happening?".

She closed and didn't look me in the eyes for a couple of months.
Pretty embarrassing.

Roofl. But you didn't have separate toilets for boys & girls in your school?

[Jay-19]

This thing happened a long time ago.

When I was in middle school, I had to take a dump during class.
So I left the classroom and got to the toilet, and took care of the problem.
Only problem is I forgot to lock the door. And then the girl I had a huge crush on opens the door and sees me sitting there crapping like a motherfucker. I didn't know what to do because I got so fucking chocked, so I said something like "hello, what's happening?".

She closed and didn't look me in the eyes for a couple of months.
Pretty embarrassing.

Roofl. But you didn't have separate toilets for boys & girls in your school?

Nope, not in that school... unfortunately.

[DrRapid]

This thing happened a long time ago.

When I was in middle school, I had to take a dump during class.
So I left the classroom and got to the toilet, and took care of the problem.
Only problem is I forgot to lock the door. And then the girl I had a huge crush on opens the door and sees me sitting there crapping like a motherfucker. I didn't know what to do because I got so fucking chocked, so I said something like "hello, what's happening?".

She closed and didn't look me in the eyes for a couple of months.
Pretty embarrassing.

the "hello, what's happening?" made my day!

[Jay-19]

^Yeah, when I think about, I laugh hard to!

[bom-bom]

This thing happened a long time ago.

When I was in middle school, I had to take a dump during class.
So I left the classroom and got to the toilet, and took care of the problem.
Only problem is I forgot to lock the door. And then the girl I had a huge crush on opens the door and sees me sitting there crapping like a motherfucker. I didn't know what to do because I got so fucking chocked, so I said something like "hello, what's happening?".

She closed and didn't look me in the eyes for a couple of months.
Pretty embarrassing.

rotfl!

[SajN]

This thing happened a long time ago.

When I was in middle school, I had to take a dump during class.
So I left the classroom and got to the toilet, and took care of the problem.
Only problem is I forgot to lock the door. And then the girl I had a huge crush on opens the door and sees me sitting there crapping like a motherfucker. I didn't know what to do because I got so fucking chocked, so I said something like "hello, what's happening?".

She closed and didn't look me in the eyes for a couple of months.
Pretty embarrassing.

the "hello, what's happening?" made my day!

[Jay-19]

Glad you're having fun on my expense!


Just kidding... it's funny to me also.