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Short and Sweet (Epiphany diss)

Postby Robbie G » Jan 21st, '09, 20:31

Don't even bother responding, there's no response to something of this caliber.


Shadymademe? please BITCH, I'm shady's babie!
taking rhyming skills from every chromosome that he gave me
so please Epiphany, stop fucking dissing me
I'll cut off your dick and call you etiffany
only 13, haven't even hit puberty, so you wont be hurting me
your mushy and soft, I'll just drink you like a slurpy
im sick nasty when I spit a sweet metaphor
One,two,three, what are you looking at me four?
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Re: Short and Sweet ( Epiphany diss)

Postby MC Anonymous » Jan 21st, '09, 20:33

Shady Babie wrote:Don't even bother responding, there's no response to something of this caliber.


Shadymademe? please BITCH, I'm shady's babie!
taking rhyming skills from every chromosome that he gave me
so please Epiphany, stop fucking dissing me
I'll cut off your dick and call you etiffany
only 13, haven't even hit puberty, so you wont be hurting me
your mushy and soft, I'll just drink you like a slurpy
im sick nasty when I spit a sweet metaphor
One,two,three, what are you looking at me four?

:shakehead: :shakehead: [-X :tapping:
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: Short and Sweet ( Epiphany diss)

Postby Robbie G » Jan 21st, '09, 20:35

MC Anonymous wrote:
Shady Babie wrote:Don't even bother responding, there's no response to something of this caliber.


Shadymademe? please BITCH, I'm shady's babie!
taking rhyming skills from every chromosome that he gave me
so please Epiphany, stop fucking dissing me
I'll cut off your dick and call you etiffany
only 13, haven't even hit puberty, so you wont be hurting me
your mushy and soft, I'll just drink you like a slurpy
im sick nasty when I spit a sweet metaphor
One,two,three, what are you looking at me four?

:shakehead: :shakehead: [-X :tapping:


pshh that was straight fire other than the slurpy line. :smoking:

oh just wait chet. :shifty:
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Re: Short and Sweet ( Epiphany diss)

Postby Robbie G » Jan 21st, '09, 20:41

chet starr, oh chett starr
you'd break down if you were a car
you root for a team of steel
im a g, on the real

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Re: Short and Sweet ( Epiphany diss)

Postby Robbie G » Jan 21st, '09, 20:44

Chet Starr wrote:audio diss coming soon

*vanishes*



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Re: Short and Sweet ( Epiphany diss)

Postby gladimnotsoluble » Jan 21st, '09, 21:11

Wtf? :unsure:

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Except for the last line (which was really hot)........TERRIBLE.
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Re: Short and Sweet ( Epiphany diss)

Postby The GameKeeper » Jan 21st, '09, 21:31

I have heard much better from you Shadie Baby... a few nice lines... but overall nothing to brag about.
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Re: Short and Sweet (Epiphany diss)

Postby Robbie G » Jan 21st, '09, 21:33

Yeah, i know it sucked but I needed to diss him and Im saving good lines for the competition. :smoking:
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Re: Short and Sweet ( Epiphany diss)

Postby MC Anonymous » Jan 21st, '09, 21:39

MC Anonymous wrote:
Shady Babie wrote:Don't even bother responding, there's no response to something of this caliber.


Shadymademe? please BITCH, I'm shady's babie!
taking rhyming skills from every chromosome that he gave me
so please Epiphany, stop fucking dissing me
I'll cut off your dick and call you etiffany
only 13, haven't even hit puberty, so you wont be hurting me
your mushy and soft, I'll just drink you like a slurpy
im sick nasty when I spit a sweet metaphor
One,two,three, what are you looking at me four?

:shakehead: :shakehead: [-X :tapping:
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: Short and Sweet (Epiphany diss)

Postby Solace » Jan 21st, '09, 22:25

That was pure trash. Cept the last line i thought was kinda clever.


This beef is pwnage. Anyone sees/hears our battles and theyll take a shit, and eat it up just to shit it out again :smoking:
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Re: Short and Sweet (Epiphany diss)

Postby James R. » Jan 22nd, '09, 02:39

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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