Three women are about to be executed by the armed soldiers. One's a brunette, one's a red-head, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward,the soldiers point the guns at her and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Onee . . .Twoo...."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. So she manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Onee . . .Twoo...."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Onee . . .Twoo...."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
51days!
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Re: 51days!
by Slim Zaddy » Mar 7th, '09, 13:05
Chet Starr wrote:haha, funny
at least you liked one
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Re: 51days!
by Solace » Mar 8th, '09, 07:00
lmfao, i just dont understand what the title has to do with this?
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Re: 51days!
by DrRapid » Mar 8th, '09, 21:19
lamo but
Tash8 wrote:most predictable joke EVER but it was still funny.
"A coward dies 1000 deaths, a soldier dies but once."
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Re: 51days!
by rahul.never2far » Mar 9th, '09, 07:52
It was funny
I'm wondering the same...
Solace wrote:lmfao, i just dont understand what the title has to do with this?
I'm wondering the same...
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Re: 51days!
by Slim Zaddy » Mar 9th, '09, 12:08
rahul.never2far wrote:It was funnySolace wrote:lmfao, i just dont understand what the title has to do with this?
I'm wondering the same...
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Re: 51days!
by rahul.never2far » Mar 9th, '09, 14:12
z_em wrote:rahul.never2far wrote:It was funnySolace wrote:lmfao, i just dont understand what the title has to do with this?
I'm wondering the same...
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