Fuck Java

[gutawafang]

You should know who I dedicate this song to
You know who I'm gonna set this fucking bomb to
And I'm gonna blow your head up with the red button
Which I programmed to assassinate you, fucking Satan

Yes, I shall also eternally remember your ass
And I shall be the chainsaw to dismember your chest
With this "virtual machine" you claim could work
Motherfucker, I don't need it to make DDM work

If I kill myself over you, it's obvious suicidal
Paint it with your "g" and "panels" which you always recycle
You got no ideas cuz your language ain't gonna beat mine
A Gosling bitch can never defeat my rhymes

Everytime I write codes which you convert to "byte codes"
I bite notes, but I flip your every chapter and episodes
This is my wrath, fuck your math, this is madness undue
Unleashed not to make you laugh, it's a nightmare to you

I'ma hunt you, haunt you, here's a "string" to expose my plan
"Fuck you James Gosling! I'ma kill you!" oops overdose, my bad
It's time for me to settle scores
It's not controversy, don't sue me, do battle more

Bitch I'ma "set color" for you, make you look more dynamic
I know you'll be stunned by these words that's magic
This is a song before you disappear for good in my honor
You a goner cuz you're facing my private persona

I hate you, I'ma "display position" you in a place deserted
But oops I forgot "static void", I'ma insert it
There, now it works, poof, you're now as you claimed, "portable"
Teleportable, you're gone forever, let's draw a "table"

Ok, let's twist this shit a little cuz I don't wanna sound lethal
I don't wanna be in the middle of a court session, here's a riddle
Who's the asshole who created Java and made me suffer?
It's James Gosling, with gasoline burn you before you could even mutter

You're irresponsible, leaking codes so dispensible
Why do you wanna make our lives miserable, can't you be more sensible?
I'm just an ordinary human fucking being
There's no satanity in me like in you, you fucking stink

It's not over yet, James Gosling's bout to be elected
But my vote for you won't have the results greatly affected
Because the entire world's selected you, they wanna marry you
All the bitches love you, oh how I envy you

Thank you so much for showing me true glamor
Truth is, fuck you all fucking programmers
You don't have to teach me anything, I'd fuck up your grammar
Fuck your vocab, just kill yourself, or I'ma smash you with this hammer