yeah these are just random verses i wrote, i wrote em listening to the instrumental of i shit on you, but im new to this, so they might not be so great. let me know what you think.
came out of my mommas woumb with a lethal wound
after i tried to cut my way out but was to goddamn tuned
cause she shovin rum and coke into her big balloon
and as it flowed into my bloodstream i already knew that i was doomed
doomed to be a heavy drinker, swallowin gin and tonic,
remy martin, and smokin too much chronic
dont believe me? ask my mom, yeah shes an alcoholic
and we all know the effects of liqour on the demonic
fuck fightin fair, ill pull your hair, tear you apart like a bear
and after ive fucked you up remind you it aint like me to fuckin care
you could be bleedin at the head, but call the ambulance I wouldn't dare
cause to be honest i dont remember the last time that i wasnt impaired
so next time you wanna fight me think twice before you smite me
cause ill pull your head around behind me and shove it in quicker than you can spite me
i might be white, young, drunk, high and stupid
but losin was never something that i was producin
suck my 3 inch herpes infested dick,
i prefer a dude, i dont need no chick
a guy knows what i like, what can i say
you cant possibly tell me that that makes me gay
i dont care who it is could be you could be him
there's a reason my dick was nick named slim jim
its like a stick of beef jerkey,
all meat and thinner than nicole richie,
scratchin at my dick, cause like nicoles pussy, its itchy
syphlis aint a fun disease, ive been dischargin
shit that looks and smells like cheese
hey, would some one pass the gold bond please?
dont tell me that i'm better than this, dont get me started
got kicked out of school cause the principal thought i was retarded
made this one kid puke after i ate 10 eggs and farted
they say im too vulgar, well bitch this shit aint for the fainthearted