Party at Scotty's!

[James R.]

So Scott agrees, so it's official. There will be a party at his villa in Spain. Of course we have to lay down the ground rules.

don't bring alcohol, i have plenty.
don't bring girls, there will be plenty of sexy latinas, dw.
if you have a gf, you must have a 'weekend pass' signed and dated by her, otherwise you're not allowed in, as we don't cover cheating insurance.
girls, if you want in, you must be willing to kiss each other, naked, in the pool.
there will be a barbecue, so please, don't mess about with the fire. it is dangerous.
do not touch my hair gel.
my house, my music. rockers, get the fuck out, rap and rnb and house music only.
bring board games, there will be a room dedicated for the TR geeks
sacjb must bring 3 tall strippers. none with aids please. thank you.
james r must bring his swagger
and kez must bring a presentation, about how he is going to get this picture posting business booming again.
we won't play spin the bottle, we will play spin the sacjb.
no pissing in the pool, thank you. if seen, you will be kicked out immediately.
must pay a deposit of 10 euros each, if someone breaks something, EVERYONE loses their deposit, so you'll all have to be careful guys.
slimm will be expected to inspect every piece of ass that walks through the door
hair gel applying and picture taking lessons taking place in the bathroom
You are not permitted to have sex in the master bedroom unless you're Scott or he gives you permission
There will be several cameras in every room so we WILL see if you get laid. There will be no lying on the forum.
Do NOT take a picture of Scott unless his shirt is off or he's in the mirror.
Everyone is fair game in this party. If a guy takes your girl you can't bitch. If a girl takes whatever guy you're diggin just fuck him together
Girls who go bi for a night will get a James R stamp of Approval on their ass and a complimentary picture with me.
Despite his lack of a weekend pass Chet WILL be in attendance and will be responsible for any and ALL blunt rolling
There will be a weed corner. Chet may own it
Sticcy Z will have a penalty box for fighting just because we know it's going to happen
The party will not be allowed to end until there are no male virgins left in attendance btw if you show up you don't leave until the party's over
Everyone should bring a box of at least 3 condoms and put them in a community bucket. We don't wanna leave this party with kids or aids.


MORE RULES WILL BE ADDED

[BILI]

Ok we should make guest list

And Im IN

[BILI]

Ima leave main on friday

[Kez]

if you have a gf, you must have a 'weekend pass' signed and dated by her, otherwise you're not allowed in, as we don't cover cheating insurance.

have fun lol

wha-pssh

[BILI]

But those rules are damn funny

[DrunkenDeath]

This is stupid.

[noel]

So Scott agrees, so it's official. There will be a party at his villa in Spain. Of course we have to lay down the ground rules.

don't bring alcohol, i have plenty.
don't bring girls, there will be plenty of sexy latinas, dw.
if you have a gf, you must have a 'weekend pass' signed and dated by her, otherwise you're not allowed in, as we don't cover cheating insurance.
girls, if you want in, you must be willing to kiss each other, naked, in the pool.
there will be a barbecue, so please, don't mess about with the fire. it is dangerous.
do not touch my hair gel.
my house, my music. rockers, get the fuck out, rap and rnb and house music only.
bring board games, there will be a room dedicated for the TR geeks
sacjb must bring 3 tall strippers. none with aids please. thank you.
james r must bring his swagger
and kez must bring a presentation, about how he is going to get this picture posting business booming again.
we won't play spin the bottle, we will play spin the sacjb.
no pissing in the pool, thank you. if seen, you will be kicked out immediately.
must pay a deposit of 10 euros each, if someone breaks something, EVERYONE loses their deposit, so you'll all have to be careful guys.
slimm will be expected to inspect every piece of ass that walks through the door
hair gel applying and picture taking lessons taking place in the bathroom
You are not permitted to have sex in the master bedroom unless you're Scott or he gives you permission
There will be several cameras in every room so we WILL see if you get laid. There will be no lying on the forum.
Do NOT take a picture of Scott unless his shirt is off or he's in the mirror.
Everyone is fair game in this party. If a guy takes your girl you can't bitch. If a girl takes whatever guy you're diggin just fuck him together
Girls who go bi for a night will get a James R stamp of Approval on their ass and a complimentary picture with me.

MORE RULES WILL BE ADDED

hehehe...

how about a games console room?

I can't afford the latest system however if someone provides the latest zelda I will be there!!

[BILI]

So Scott agrees, so it's official. There will be a party at his villa in Spain. Of course we have to lay down the ground rules.

don't bring alcohol, i have plenty.
don't bring girls, there will be plenty of sexy latinas, dw.
if you have a gf, you must have a 'weekend pass' signed and dated by her, otherwise you're not allowed in, as we don't cover cheating insurance.
girls, if you want in, you must be willing to kiss each other, naked, in the pool.
there will be a barbecue, so please, don't mess about with the fire. it is dangerous.
do not touch my hair gel.
my house, my music. rockers, get the fuck out, rap and rnb and house music only.
bring board games, there will be a room dedicated for the TR geeks
sacjb must bring 3 tall strippers. none with aids please. thank you.
james r must bring his swagger
and kez must bring a presentation, about how he is going to get this picture posting business booming again.
we won't play spin the bottle, we will play spin the sacjb.
no pissing in the pool, thank you. if seen, you will be kicked out immediately.
must pay a deposit of 10 euros each, if someone breaks something, EVERYONE loses their deposit, so you'll all have to be careful guys.
slimm will be expected to inspect every piece of ass that walks through the door
hair gel applying and picture taking lessons taking place in the bathroom
You are not permitted to have sex in the master bedroom unless you're Scott or he gives you permission
There will be several cameras in every room so we WILL see if you get laid. There will be no lying on the forum.
Do NOT take a picture of Scott unless his shirt is off or he's in the mirror.
Everyone is fair game in this party. If a guy takes your girl you can't bitch. If a girl takes whatever guy you're diggin just fuck him together
Girls who go bi for a night will get a James R stamp of Approval on their ass and a complimentary picture with me.

MORE RULES WILL BE ADDED

hehehe...

how about a games console room?

I can't afford the latest system however if someone provides the latest zelda I will be there!!

nerd

[BILI]

This is stupid.

why,because your not invited

[DrunkenDeath]

This is stupid.

get the fuck out of here, you're not invited.

it's not your party, so shut the fuck up.

[BILI]

This is stupid.

get the fuck out of here, you're not invited.

hahah I just said the same thing

[Kez]

This is stupid.

get the fuck out of here, you're not invited.

it's not your party, so shut the fuck up.

It's at Scott's villa you fucking idiot

[noel]

So Scott agrees, so it's official. There will be a party at his villa in Spain. Of course we have to lay down the ground rules.

don't bring alcohol, i have plenty.
don't bring girls, there will be plenty of sexy latinas, dw.
if you have a gf, you must have a 'weekend pass' signed and dated by her, otherwise you're not allowed in, as we don't cover cheating insurance.
girls, if you want in, you must be willing to kiss each other, naked, in the pool.
there will be a barbecue, so please, don't mess about with the fire. it is dangerous.
do not touch my hair gel.
my house, my music. rockers, get the fuck out, rap and rnb and house music only.
bring board games, there will be a room dedicated for the TR geeks
sacjb must bring 3 tall strippers. none with aids please. thank you.
james r must bring his swagger
and kez must bring a presentation, about how he is going to get this picture posting business booming again.
we won't play spin the bottle, we will play spin the sacjb.
no pissing in the pool, thank you. if seen, you will be kicked out immediately.
must pay a deposit of 10 euros each, if someone breaks something, EVERYONE loses their deposit, so you'll all have to be careful guys.
slimm will be expected to inspect every piece of ass that walks through the door
hair gel applying and picture taking lessons taking place in the bathroom
You are not permitted to have sex in the master bedroom unless you're Scott or he gives you permission
There will be several cameras in every room so we WILL see if you get laid. There will be no lying on the forum.
Do NOT take a picture of Scott unless his shirt is off or he's in the mirror.
Everyone is fair game in this party. If a guy takes your girl you can't bitch. If a girl takes whatever guy you're diggin just fuck him together
Girls who go bi for a night will get a James R stamp of Approval on their ass and a complimentary picture with me.

MORE RULES WILL BE ADDED

hehehe...

how about a games console room?

I can't afford the latest system however if someone provides the latest zelda I will be there!!

nerd

Hey I'll drink!! I will just be a drunk nerd!!

PS- I am not going anywhere near the pool!!

[BILI]

This is stupid.

get the fuck out of here, you're not invited.

it's not your party, so shut the fuck up.

wow are you lil bit retarded?...read the title

[DrunkenDeath]

james, add this ..

there will be a weed corner, where people can smoke weed.

there will be a room dedicated to games consoles. PS3 already there.

well, if this party was real, it would be awesome, and I might want to go.