Missed Opportunities.

[James R.]

Take the hits and roll homie. It happens to all of us, yes, even me. But you might see her again and now you'll have some base memories to build on. Don't sweat it homie.

[James R.]

I've been there homie. It sucks

[James R.]

Aight so basically I'm out with a bunch of friends just hangin out. This is maybe a year and a half ago. We're out somewhere getting wings and shit about to watch an NBA playoff game. Well I look over and across the room there's this sexy little thing sitting at the bar by herself. Of course I excuse myself from our little group and go talk to her. She's loving everything I'm saying. Smiling, laughing, touching. You know all the classic signs that she would probably accept my seed.

Then my friend's car alarm goes off. Some asshole was trying to steal his car and there was this HUGE altercation. My group of 5 was about to kick his ass until his 5 friends showed up. So I go outside and talk everyone out of an ass beating, but by the time I get back in (not even 5 minutes later) the girl is gone. I ask the bartender dude where she went and he says she left about 2 minutes after I did. I was pissed. But I did at least get that her name was Alexandra. No number though. Looking back I should have gotten her number before I ran out to stop the ass kickings. Smh

[Slimm]

Been there, sucks. *plays james blunt

[yoshi]

Hmm.. on Wednesday i had a chance to do a rectal exam, i even put the gloves on, but after a while the doctor said 'naaaah, paramedics don't have to..' and she let the patient go.

[yoshi]

:laughing: Yoshi FTW!!

i wanted to

[yoshi]

it was funny but your comment was still over the top lol

and a bit dickriderish ..

rofl well 90% of the posts nowadays consist of dickriding, so get over it

[yoshi]

i'm also guessin this topic is gna be locked, with one of you mods having the last say, as always

awww you poor guys getting your threads locked by big bad mods

iono what is your problem Scott, for real. it was all cool unless you decided to tell others they're 'dickriding' when all you guys actually do is dickride each other all the time. i ain't gonna lock this topic, i got better things to fo like.. checkin out Dr G: Medical Examiner on Discovery Channel

[Sophie]

Dude you really think im gunna take the internet THAT serious to a point where i gotta go and find the relevent posts? Everyone on here can make judgements for themselves as i have. Thats what I think, deal with it.

thought so

you said someone was gonna lock the topic...how is what killa said what you thought?

Anyway. Yeah, one with a job though. I work for estate agents on Saturdays and bout a year ago before I was starting a new college course they said we can talk about you working here full time if you don't like your college course etc. Turns out my college was shit so I quit, but at the time recession started and estate agents started going downhill, so they couldn't hire me fulltime. But yeah. I could have a goddamn job right now *shakes fist.

[Sophie]

you misunderstood. i asked him to show me how i'm being a hypocrite, but then he didn't.

anyway this is all getting toooo serious i was messing.

Ohh

[James R.]

This thead ftl

[James R.]

Oh that old thing? That's just the maid. She does that.

[Fa-Q]

Yea i remember I went to Walgreens to pick up a portable DVD player...by the way NEVER get one theyre....but it was 50$ so I couldnt resist. They had to pick up the DVD player in the back cause it was just the box and there was a beautiful girl there and she said "Yea I used to watch movies on a DVD player like this on dates...so yea" and I just know she was hinting for me to ask her out but I didnt. I sent back the next day and the day after for about a week and a half at the same time but she was never there. Damn

[Ella]

aww went to same college as this guy for like a YEAR... we werent doing the same course..
but he always laughed at my jokes & smiled at me lol.. i regret not getting his no. i always
thought he would ask me but naw that beeatch..

[Mr. Chambers]

one of my best friends liked me (it was a girl...calm down with the gay jokes)........and she made it pretty obvious b4 finally telling me...and i said no....cuz there was 3 years difference (i was older )and i saw it as wrong..........then a lil later she was talking to another dude...and i got really jealous...and thats when i realized i fucked up....but when i tried actually getting it to work..she said no..........and i ended up chasing her for quite a while .............but i'm over it................don't really give a fuck anymore...she turned out to be a slut bag......