Fa-Q - Exes and Hoes

[Fa-Q]

well this didnt really end up like i wanted but here it is lol...see if you can see the sexual innuendo...and Im not completely in love with the chorus and how it fits in with the rest of the song....

Wait why she wearing that low cut skirt
Exes and hoes
Is she a hoe slut or flirt
Exes and hoes
Is she dyslexic anorexic or a fan of Texas
Exes and hoes
Why she on the team wit, all the bulimics
Exes and hoes

Here’s a flawless song
By the end of it your girl will be braless in a thong
I say I’m Mitt Romney
I start getting ornery
So all these blonde bitches start hittin on me
So up comes a Goth girl that’s into witch craft
I told her I was a Christian and the bitch laughed
Met another and asked have you had sex before
Inside of a Lexus door
But my friend Justin said shes a Texas whore
I wonder if she’s a skank or whore
Is that herpes or just a canker sore
But she gave me such a good lap dance
That simultaneously I came, pissed and crapped my pants
Oh no here comes a milf that I met before at Chucky E Cheese
Her son was in the balls while she’s beggin fuck me please
I’m drinking milk from her breast
Easy access from her unbuttoned silk vest
Finally dinners here my favorite meal the winners clear
Drowning in her breast milk worrying about swimmers ear


The nipples on your daughter
When I fuck her look like ripples in the water
She sucked my dick till my wood was sawdust
Then I titty fucked her till her bra bust
I smelled the scent of her blouse
It smelled like the perfume sample from penthouse
It reminded me of the time Obama paid me to rig the election
I seduced Hillary with my big erection
Naw I’m just being sarcastic
But I did fuck Barbara’s bush like my cars plastic
She said I couldn’t give her an orgasm I lack the power
Thirty seconds later I had her screamin for Jack Bower
I see an Amish girl with a horse and buggy
What about her ass of course shes ugly
I wouldn’t even spit in her direction
But I stripped her naked to see if her pussy can fit my erection
I woke up from my many acid trips
I thought I was getting a blow job with some massive lips
But I was titty fuckin a Barbie with plastic tits
And now my dicks stickin out, like a chickens mouth


I watch two girls mud wrestle
And busted a nut so big I popped a blood vessel
One of them is a thin model
That all the guys wanted in spin the bottle
Now she’s a waitress a hooters asking for a tip please
All these guys think she likes them cause she gives them a strip tease
I’m about to cut and paste, this slut face
To the end of my dick and nut base
And give this dumb twat, a fingering and a cum shot
Just give me eighteen plus
And a girl not faking a bust
And taking it without out making a fuss
And I guess my pants
Give me less of a chance
To settle down with a bitch with breast implants
And I’ll be stuck going through girls in the next load
That’s why I’m always in sex mode
Cause it takes a while for me to explode
I traveled in time and fucked a futuristic bitch in a vortex
We fucked then I dragged her in the kitchen for more sex

[gutawafang]

The title reminds me so much of the recent download request by Brandon.

Couldn't get the flow cuz the structure again. But I see the potential of this piece man. Pretty average multis and rhymes. The hook or chorus wasn't bad, it's simple and direct.

Your nameplay's good man. Seriously in this song.

Nice one:
But I was titty fuckin a Barbie with plastic tits
And now my dicks stickin out, like a chickens mouth

[classthe_king]

I swear you rap about the most weird random stuff. Wasn't feeling this at all, I like your "life" type songs way better then this.

[mcZu]

Weird, but unique I guess. Flow was kinda hard to cacth, due to your structure. Nameplay/wordplay was good. And teh content, well, let's say it's unique. Not bad, keep it up.

[Fa-Q]

Lol well I'm getting the same thing each comment so ima just say that the beat I wrote this to kinda has a pause in the middle of each bar so that's why the lines are sorta long lol thanks for the feeds

[macdaddy019967]

damn i like your intro it really goes well with the rest of the concept

[Fa-Q]

damn i like your intro it really goes well with the rest of the concept

Thanks mac

[classthe_king]

lmao, I just realized that title is like X's and O's. Was that meant on purpose.

[D'Leh]

weird but great!

[Fa-Q]

lmao, I just realized that title is like X's and O's. Was that meant on purpose.

lol...thats funny yea it is kinda subtle

[Yah-hah]

Hahhahaahha yeah man thanks for puttin me in your wierdest song :P Yeah I know everyone is all talking about the flow and content but its the kinda song that you just do to get some laughs. I almost got kicked out of the Butler library was laughin so hard man :P mad props dude hilarious.

[Fa-Q]

Lol thanks Jus...how much of of a bitch could the librarian be lol

[Yah-hah]

Naw it was some guy was all trippin on me I almost had to jack somebady :P

[Fa-Q]

Naw it was some guy was all trippin on me I almost had to jack somebady :P

lol first week of college and your already having tendencies to "Jack" people