Take it like a man or call the paramedics lmao?what am i supposed to do when my heart won't beat
Watch porn? or a movie, or just play a game.what am i supposed to do when i just can't sleep
Fill yourself up with a jug of water.what am i supposed to do when i feel empty
Take it like a man and talk to her about it, instead of crying for fucks sake.what am i suppsed to do without you and me .. ?

Might aswell say shit like this also:
What am I supposed to do when there's no toilet paper? (I Cry)
seriously man wtf?

Take it like a man, bro stop being so fucking soft.