Still think Chet should have won

McMaybe wrote:When God was creating earth, he said unto his lands, hereth bringeth I the sandeth and the seath, the windeth and the eartheth, and thou shall flourish. And God said, let there be light, and lighteth cameth. God then decided that his creation should be plentiful. God created Man. Jameseth, Royaellth. God said unto his man of dirt, thoueth shall wantereth the plantseth and feedeth the animalseth, and James Saideth unto his father and creator, I shall obey.
Jameseth became hornyeth on the first day of his existanceth and he asked upon hos father. "Father, I need something warm, tight and possibly pink, depending on race and cleanliness. Something that is salty to the mouth, but divine to the flesh. I need something, and we could name it after an animal perhaps. A cat?
God spoke unto James and saideth, though shall give me a rib and I shall create.
James said: "mmm mmm"... "nuh uh, you ain't taking a rib away from a black man"
And so god had to take a rib from a cat, leaving it pulsing, which was later confused with pussing, which is where the word "pussy" comes from.
And Jameseth fuckedeth the femaleth, and swaggethed on the Sabbath.
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..
chambers wrote:another championship for pittsburgh
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