Job Interview

[DrunkenDeath]

How do I prepare? What should I bring to a job interview? What should I wear?


it's a kid's store mostly, but I need a job

[DƎRDYPK]

bring a fucking yo-yo!!!!
show them your old school

[BILI]

How do I prepare? What should I bring to a job interview? What should I wear?


it's a kid's store mostly, but I need a job

you should come in a suit or somethin like that to make better impression and shit like that

[DrunkenDeath]

yeah, but I don't have a suit. I have blue jeans and black jeans. any advice?

[firepower]

How do I prepare? What should I bring to a job interview? What should I wear?


it's a kid's store mostly, but I need a job

you should come in a suit or somethin like that to make better impression and shit like that

Come in casual clothes, not to baggy tho.
Smile and be yourself

[BILI]

yeah, but I don't have a suit. I have blue jeans and black jeans. any advice?

I `d go wit blue jeans,and as firepower said not somethin to baggy

[Requiem]

if u dress in blue jeans then make sure u have a resume ON HAND, bring a clipboard, act SMART. even if u have no experience in whatever the hell they ask, say you DO.

[DrunkenDeath]

if u dress in blue jeans then make sure u have a resume ON HAND, bring a clipboard, act SMART. even if u have no experience in whatever the hell they ask, say you DO.

thanks.

I don't have a resume. I'm trying to get my first job... any advice?

[Requiem]

When the opportunity arises, insinuate that will you give a blow job for the position...

he could be interviewed by a woman

[embm]

usually retail dont need resumes
but if you need guides go to
http://www.eresumes.com/free-resumes.html
shows you how to write cover letters resumes how to act at intrvw
DO NOT WEAR BLUE JEANS!!! thats not professional looking
i worked in lots of retail stores & jeans are always off limits unless you work at old navy
wear black jeans cuz it looks more like dress pants
be professional
need more help hit me up
u welcome

[DrunkenDeath]

usually retail dont need resumes
but if you need guides go to
http://www.eresumes.com/free-resumes.html
shows you how to write cover letters resumes how to act at intrvw
DO NOT WEAR BLUE JEANS!!! thats not professional looking
i worked in lots of retail stores & jeans are always off limits unless you work at old navy
wear black jeans cuz it looks more like dress pants
be professional
need more help hit me up
u welcome

yes, thank you


what kind of shirt?
I'll check out that website. Could you let me know more please?

[embm]

polo tshirt
dress shirt
got any of those?
wait are you male or female?

they usually ask why this company
y this position
where do u see urself in 5 yrs (say working for co u applied 4 show commitment)
what are ur strength
weakness
challenges overcome in previous job
some ask what would u do when coworker is stealing
how do u show custermer service


think b4 speak
eye contact
sit str8
say wit xcitment

hit me up if need more

[Mr. Chambers]

don't shave for a few days........

smoke LOTS of weed.........

have a little to drink b4 the interview...loosens you up nah mean?

clothes?....who said anything about wearing clothes to thsi interview?...

get a tattoo on your forehead.....it'll show your daring and creative

if they go to shake your hand........give them a fist pound and directly after put your hand over your crotch


hit on the secretary....if it is a he...........beat his ass instead.............piss in the plant on the way out


run out screaming "YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY POWER EGGBERT!!!!"
i'm out of useful job interview advice...you shoudl be good

[DrunkenDeath]

polo tshirt
dress shirt
got any of those?
I don't think so...

wait are you male or female?

they usually ask why this company
what's a good answer?

why this position
what's a good answer?

where do u see urself in 5 yrs (say working for co u applied 4 show commitment)
huh?

what are ur strength
I put effort in my work. is that good?

weakness
what should I say?

challenges overcome in previous job
I don't have a previous job

some ask what would u do when coworker is stealing
what would be the best answer?

how do u show customer service
Polite, stay calm if they're angry, help them with any questions they ask. is that good?


think b4 speak
eye contact
sit str8
say wit xcitment

hit me up if need more

thanks

Could you take a minute to answer questions please?

[Emadyville]

bring a fucking yo-yo!!!!
show them your old school