09/03/09Man calls 911 twice to say he's hungry

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DELRAY BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Authorities said a man was arrested after calling 911 twice for a ride and saying he was hungry. Police reports said Benjamin Dewer, 26, was charged early Wednesday with making false calls to 911. The report said Dewer was apparently drunk when police found him sitting on a sidewalk. He asked police for a ride to a park and told them he was hungry.

When police refused, Dewer walked away and called 911 a second time for a ride.

Dewer was being held behind bars at the Palm Beach County Jail on a $1,000 bond.

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http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090903/D9AG43TG0.html

[AnalKiddo]

hes gotta be white..

[Wreck]

lmao

[Slim Zaddy]

lol ,, poor guy

[vermin]

I had a better joke on police when I was a child. Just call the police station, and say:

- Hello! I'm looking for Stewie!
- There's no Stewie! (at first they prolly take it as a joke)

Then repeat it, like 4-5 times. (From a public phone of course lol). And then call them again, and say:

Hello I'm Stewie! Was there anyone looking for me?