I fucked a skeleton
I fucked the ozone layer
I fucked a caesar salad
I fucked a lazy boy recliner
I fucked a car mirror
I fucked a popped pimple
I fucked a shoelace on a pedestrian
I fucked a mirroe in a changing room
I fucked a portar pottys feces
I fucked a vitamin bottle
I fucked a steel toe boot
I fucked an Australian Hamster
I fucked a star wars poster
I fucked a burned out exit sign
I fucked a some construction paper
I fucked a filing cabinet
I fucked a giraffes hoof
I fucked a rotating lawn mower blade
I fucked a shampoo bottle
I fucked a sink drain
I fucked a crater on the moon
I fucked a cleft chin
I fucked my own cut off foreskin
I fucked a dimples on a baby
I fucked a monopoly dollar
I fucked a gas exaust
I fucked a big mac without any lettuce
I fucked a dictionarys glossary
I fucked a goldie locks' hair curls
I fucked a hot glue gun
I fucked a caution: wet floor sign
I fucked a roll of duct tape
I fucked a nostril of a warthog
I fucked a camels toe
I fucked a middle schoolers pencil sharpener
I fucked an alligator in the sewer
I fucked the number 10
I fucked a worlds of fun Tshirt
I fucked a constitution conterfeit
I fucked some wendys chili
I fucked some broken glass
I fucked pussy lips of a mosqito
I fucked spilled popcorn in a theatre
I fucked a headphone jack on a iPod
I fucked a mountain dew pop can
I fucked a blueberry snowcone
I fucked a three ring binder
I fucked the original mona lisa painting
I fucked a slip'n'slide
I fucked some indiana jones legos
I fucked a game cube
I fucked a world war 2 trench
I fucked a solid gold bar
I fucked a womans pantleg
I fucked a fire hydrant
I fucked a broken snooze button
I fucked a hub cap
I fucked an ant hill
I fucked an electric socket
I fucked a blow dryer
I fucked a disc reader on a PS3
I fucked a queen bee
I fucked an octopus' ink
I fucked a rusty nail
I fucked a bald eagles beak
I fucked the red dot on a Japanese flag
I fucked the Abraham Lincoln Monument pillar
I fucked some moss on a rock
I fucked a knot on a zebras tail
I fucked an umbrella handle
I fucked a pencap
I fucked a dirty finger nail
I fucked some diarrea poop
I fucked a curtain rod
I fucked my paper when I get an F
I fucked wreckage from the Titanic
I fucked the statue of Libertys Torch
I fucked aan elephants trunk
I fucked the state of Rhode Island
I fucked a used tissue
I fucked a butter knife
I fucked a nascar car
I fucked an electric chair
I fucked a fickle prostitute
I fucked a dead dogs collar
I fucked your grandmas grave
I fucked a bald mans receeding hairline
I fucked a wine bottle
I fucked the hand of a dead body
I fucked a bed frame
I fucked a giraffes pube hair
I fucked a karate belt
I fucked an ostrich egg
I fucked a child proof lighter
I fucked a pair of scissors
I fucked a rotating lawn mower blade
I fucked a freckle on a ginger
I fucked a rabbit trying to escape
I fucked a cactus
I fucked a funnel cake
I fucked a peanut butter jelly sandwich
I fucked a moving car
I fucked a mole on a virgins face
I fucked wrinkles on an old lady's back
I fucked a paper back books binding
I fucked chicken noodle sign
I fucked a bra strap
I fucked tangled christmas lights
I fucked a sleeping dog
I fucked a tall mans walking cane
I fucked a blueberry muffin
I fucked a button on your daughters blouse
I fucked a hand of a dead body