Starting A Rumour About Eminem

[Requiem]

Oh i heard Em was gonna be blonde again

[classthe_king]

I heard eminem became a red head.

[DrunkenDeath]

I heard Eminem came to class's house and told him that he doesn't like him and to stay away from his music, and to fuck off.

[classthe_king]

I heard Eminem came to class's house and told him that he doesn't like him and to stay away from his music, and to fuck off.

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[DrunkenDeath]

You actually made a good comeback for the first time. This should be on TV.

[Heffernan]

How about Eminem is moving to Texas?

lmfao i actually started laughing out loud at this......


and also...eminem does have a house in texas....he lives noext door to some famous singer lady..forgot who

[Sofi]

Well, Marshall doesn't know this, and I could be in serious trouble if this ever got out, which is why I never said anything until now. After his show in Denver during the last Anger Management Tour, I managed to get backstage. He was pretty exhausted after the show and was just chillin on the couch talking to some dirty tramp who was obviously tryin to fuck him. I did get a chance to meet him, but he totally brushed me off in favor of the diseased whore and he left with her to fuck in one of the bathrooms. Being the dedicated fan that I was, I hid in the coat rack next to the bathroom so that I could have another chance to meet him.

After like, 3 minutes (yeah, he was that quick) he and the bitch come stumbling out of the bathroom, mildly sweaty and giggling. I seize the opportunity to meet him one last time and as I jump out of the coat rack to tackle/hug him, I am clotheslined by one of his bodyguards and the impact causes me to slam my head on the wall near the bathroom. Everything goes black.

I wake up in the fuckin bathroom confused, sad, and scared...until I see it. And a light goes off in my head. Or maybe it was the concussion, but whatever. I see IT. The used condom. It's there. Now I have two choices. or three. One: I could just walk out of the bathroom and cry myself to sleep when I return home. Two: I could sell the condom on ebay, which never works out. Or Three: Invitro.

So Marshall, you have a little boy here named Jalen Lee (I figured it kinda sounded like Hailey, so they can match, you know?) He has brown hair, which I keep cut in the same Liza Minelli style as yours, and he has THE most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. We just celebrated his 4th birthday back in July... My family doesn't know who the father is, so they tried to disown me, but love conquers all and they now help me raise him while I work. But shit, times are tough, marshmellow, so if we could possibly start some type of child support payments, I think that would be for the best. He also wants to meet his sisters.

So...how's that for a rumor?

LOL

[Requiem]

BAHAHHA

"and there it was.... the used condom!"

CLASSIC

[Arabian Shady]

Hey did you guys know Eminem wears colorful socks with velcro sandals.....

Yeah man! I heard he wears a rainbow coloured thong too, you know, for inspiration.

laughed my muthafukin ass off!!!