Near Death Experiences

[Wic Kid]

Scotty, what does this have to do with Em?...lol

[Wic Kid]

Scotty, what does this have to do with Em?...lol

lmao oh fuck my mistake, hopefully a mod will move it lol.

[SajN]

viewtopic.php?f=29&t=68445

Now you want me eh?

Waiting for me to show up so I can ban him.

"SajN, he's back, can you please ban him. You're the only one who can... pleeeeeaaaaaaseeeeee"

"Oh sure, I will. I have no life so I 'mma just ban the fucker and wait for him to come back"

"Aww, thank you so much!!! You're the best mod!"


Next day I ban Slimm.

"WHY DID YOU THAT SAJN???!!! YOU'RE THE WORST MOD EVER!!! WORST MOD EVER!!!!! BRING HIM BACK!! I AM REPORTING TO MCMAYBE ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT, YOU POWER ABUSING MOD! FUCK YOU, SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU! WHY DID YOU BAN HIM?!"

[Tranquil]

I Have, i rode a moterbike into a dam, and i got stuck under it, i nearly drowed, i was srugglin to hold my breath, but then my mom jumped in, and got me out

[Steve Spag]

I almost drowned on a few occasions when I was younger lol.

[Ella]

lol yeaa i almost drowned too..... a fckn wave came & took me under..
was really young and didnt know how to swim

[Wic Kid]

You guys really need to stay the fuck away from the water...

[Heffernan]

i was riding my bike....and i was waiting for a train...and it was taking for ever.....
and i was looking in one direction...and it wasnt coming...sooooo i just went.....

then the train came from the OTHER direction...and if i left like a second longer i would have gotten hit

[Shady'baby.]

Yeah like 4-5 months ago, my dad is an alcoholic drunk so we were at a family party and he was drunk as fuck and decided to drive home i obviously couldnt let him go alone. So we get in the car first thing he does he hits a pole(?) you know if you drive where alot of children play they put like a bump in the road so ull slowdown and they marked it with 4 poles on each corner of the bump, he just slams into 1 the things flys the fuck away. I was like okay it cant get worse than this, he keeps driving went like 80km/h where the speed limit is 50 and there were trees on the right side, and i see him going towards the tree with full speed and imo my seat is one the right side so if we slammed into it, i would prolly die at that speed, luckly i grabbed the wheel and pulled us straight. Later on we come to a 2 way road u got 1 track goes north and the one next to it south, wasnt marked with anything just dots on the ground and shit, so mr driver fucking decides to drive on the opposite side i saw some headlights infront of us so i pulled the steering wheele fast to the right again and managed to avoid the car, we didint have any other problems later on except not stopping for red lights and hitting some streetlights, but we managed to survive till home.

[BILI]

Car accident,some iron suck in my head......but it was a long time ago like when I was 7-8

[classthe_king]

One time when i was a little kid i chased a baseball into the middle of the street. When i got up from picking it up two cars went flying past me at the same time. I looked down and was on the yellow line. If the ball had rolled a foot to the left or right i would have been hit.

[B.A.D.]

I've had to swim away from sharks... not funny at all... thank god we we're really close to the beach and they didn't pay a lot of attention to us... but damn it, was horrible

[Mr. Chambers]

i almost drowned when i was 16 i think...soem girl got on my shoulders in 8 foot of water....stupid bitch



then i had a blood line infection...and if i woulda waited a few more hours to get medical attention...i woulda died a slow and painful death

[RapName]

Does a failed suicide attempt count?

no

I've only had one near death experience. I was almoast hit by a train. I was looking the other way and the train came out of a tunel and missed me by half an inch or something. It was pretty scary

[Dark Blue]

i almost drowned but it was a longgggggg time ago