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Postby Coccoa » Jan 6th, '06, 23:03

Ok so here it goes.

I am invited to the offices of Private. The invitation is for ummm....around 1 month from now. I ll check the email later and i ll tell you. Now that's the problem.

I already skimmed through the contract and it says that heterosexual porn actors must be able to ejaculate on their own demand and that's kinda difficult for me cuz it all depends on what my girl is doing to me.

I might loose a contract here. I only get one shot to reach stardom. Please help me.
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Postby Coccoa » Jan 6th, '06, 23:07

I aint fronting i wanna be a porn star.
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Postby Coccoa » Jan 6th, '06, 23:16

I guess so. But it aint about a nice girl or not. It about ummm...emotional stuff... umm....they would have to cut many parts of the movie.

Emotional Sex = I cant hold myself
Raw Sex = It takes time to get off
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Postby misa » Jan 6th, '06, 23:16

seriously wat r u tryin to make us think with the porn star n i want to make luv with my sis thing :unsure:
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Postby Coccoa » Jan 6th, '06, 23:19

Opium. Good stuff. :D
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Postby misa » Jan 6th, '06, 23:20

g_killa wrote:wat drug u on


:unsure: lolz either that or it isnt him someone is usin his account or sth :sweating: i donnu
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Postby Coccoa » Jan 6th, '06, 23:24

Aight aight serious now. What's the best way to make a girl orgasm?
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Postby Coccoa » Jan 6th, '06, 23:31

Hmmmm....i prefer 69.
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Postby Coccoa » Jan 6th, '06, 23:42

Oh i thought the common shit
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Postby Nick419 » Jan 7th, '06, 00:09

I have a solution to ALL of ur problems!Its ur lucky day! all u have to do is go test on ur sister like u said u wanted.u guys can have emotional sex and raw sex yay! u fucking faggot
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Postby Coccoa » Jan 7th, '06, 00:18

Omg you gave me an idea. i mma have some hardcore kinky sex with my sister and camcord it and then turn it to porn flick. that would be banging.
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Postby Nick419 » Jan 7th, '06, 00:22

dude this guy should be doin gay porn
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Postby Coccoa » Jan 7th, '06, 00:23

Weed, Chronic, Crack, Cocaine, Meth, Horse, Heroic, Morphin, Asian Opium and ummm......what else? I dunt remember.
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Postby Nick419 » Jan 7th, '06, 00:24

dont forget ur also doin ur sister
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Postby Coccoa » Jan 7th, '06, 00:26

My sister is a drug, push play you aint gotta sniff her
Bang her and tap her, roll her fuck her and dick her

Yep. I am doing my sis too.
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