A convict breaks into a house to look for money...

[Shady88Ita]

... Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out and ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent alot of time in jail and hasn't seen a women in years! I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you.' His wife responds 'He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he's gay, and thinks you're cute and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too.

[mcZu]

Old, yet funny.

[embm]

lmfao
tat was gr8 neva heard it b4 thnx man