They say "fuck you Relapse"... you haters "better get straight"
Like HOMOSEXUALS... get off my fucking dick
I'm not horny, did you know, you unlucky bitch?????
Suck some other cock
Fuck some other jock
Roar... Yep, I'm done venting
And YAY!... It's time to start "Relapse resenting"
Hehe, it's okay... KEEP HATING ON ME, DOUCHE BAGS
I'm not defending gays... I WILL DEFINITELY SHOOT FAGS
Don't get it wrong; I'm not getting shit off my chest
I'm trying to get a bitch off my chest
STOP RIDING MY COCK, IT'S DISGUSTING
Yeah, yeah... there's always those who keep lusting...
I got so many haters, you'd think I was a black-cock M&M
They all hating on me, because they think I like blacks, not Eminem
If I was to list all my haters down one-by-one
I'd think I probably fucking die from all that fun...
Second verse is starting... I know you got hate comments
But spare me that horny shit; go watch rape bondage O_O
No, it's not gross, what's gross is you all keep HATING
On every rap that I'm CREATING... -__________________-
Dudes, do any of you have a life?
Y'all giving me lots of strife.

Roar, here comes your "Hurricane" responses...
WAIT A MOMENT! CHRIS HURRICANE IS WHACK... you haters lost it
So please spare me the pain
Oops, don't bite my dick, you gay?
I hate going home and wanting to greet my fan club
And all I fucking receive are hate mails and a bad fuck
I WANT SOME REAL PUSSY
Haterzzz, don't push me...
I got so many haters, you'd think I was a black-cock M&M
They all hating on me, because they think I like blacks, not Eminem
If I was to list all my haters down one-by-one
I'd think I probably fucking die from all that fun...
