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A conversation between man and his wife (wedding day)

Postby Omar Khalid » Nov 2nd, '09, 16:37

husban : Yes, my dream finally comes true

wife : do you want me to go away from you ?

husband : NO ! dont say this ever again

wife : do you love me ?

husband : Sure !

wife : Ok, can you think to go away from me ?

husband : of course not

wife : can you kiss me ?

husban : sure , on your check too

Wife : will you hit me someday ?

husbnd : of course not, im not like these kinds of men

wife : can i trust you ?

husband : yes

wife : OH my dear :happy:

after year of marriage ....

read from down to top
They claim that I'm violent, just cause I refuse to be silent
These hypocrites are havin fits, cause I'm not buyin it
Defyin it, envious because I will rebel against
any oppressor, and this is known as self defense
I show no mercy, they claim that I'm the lunatic
But when the shit gets thick, I'm the one you go and get
Don't look confused, the truth is so plain to see
Cause I'm the nigga that you sell-outs are ashamed to be
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Re: A conversation between man and his wife (wedding day)

Postby BILI » Nov 2nd, '09, 16:41

omar khalid wrote:husban : Yes, my dream finally comes true

wife : do you want me to go away from you ?

husband : NO ! dont say this ever again

wife : do you love me ?

husband : Sure !

wife : Ok, can you think to go away from me ?

husband : of course not

wife : can you kiss me ?

husban : sure , on your check too

Wife : will you hit me someday ?

husbnd : of course not, im not like these kinds of men

wife : can i trust you ?

husband : yes

wife : OH my dear :happy:

after year of marriage ....

read from down to top

lmao
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Re: A conversation between man and his wife (wedding day)

Postby Omar Khalid » Nov 2nd, '09, 16:43

^ thanks
They claim that I'm violent, just cause I refuse to be silent
These hypocrites are havin fits, cause I'm not buyin it
Defyin it, envious because I will rebel against
any oppressor, and this is known as self defense
I show no mercy, they claim that I'm the lunatic
But when the shit gets thick, I'm the one you go and get
Don't look confused, the truth is so plain to see
Cause I'm the nigga that you sell-outs are ashamed to be
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Re: A conversation between man and his wife (wedding day)

Postby Tomega » Nov 2nd, '09, 16:57

lol funny
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Re: A conversation between man and his wife (wedding day)

Postby Emadyville » Nov 2nd, '09, 16:59

not bad actually :y:
Menzo wrote:Its cuz you're dope and Daddy Dubs. No one fucks with that


I love you Daren
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Re: A conversation between man and his wife (wedding day)

Postby Omar Khalid » Nov 2nd, '09, 17:11

thanks guys :flower:
They claim that I'm violent, just cause I refuse to be silent
These hypocrites are havin fits, cause I'm not buyin it
Defyin it, envious because I will rebel against
any oppressor, and this is known as self defense
I show no mercy, they claim that I'm the lunatic
But when the shit gets thick, I'm the one you go and get
Don't look confused, the truth is so plain to see
Cause I'm the nigga that you sell-outs are ashamed to be
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Re: A conversation between man and his wife (wedding day)

Postby Shady88Ita » Nov 2nd, '09, 18:11

Not bad, really :smoking:
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Re: A conversation between man and his wife (wedding day)

Postby embm » Nov 2nd, '09, 20:37

lol
tats jus gr8
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Re: A conversation between man and his wife (wedding day)

Postby WastinTime » Nov 2nd, '09, 22:41

lol that hilarious
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Re: A conversation between man and his wife (wedding day)

Postby RapName » Nov 3rd, '09, 10:08

feel kinda stupid, but i didn't get it :confusion: :confusion:
strikeboy wrote:Hey Alaine. I like young girls obviously and I don't get the oppurtunity to talk to them at all in fact. Well, I don't care really what you're like on the inside and I just really want you to come to bed with me. Would you do that if you could? Even if you were just average on the outside (but not fat) I could like you if you sounded smart.

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Re: A conversation between man and his wife (wedding day)

Postby Shady88Ita » Nov 3rd, '09, 10:36

RapName wrote:feel kinda stupid, but i didn't get it :confusion: :confusion:

Frist read the phrase normally, then from the bottom to the top

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Re: A conversation between man and his wife (wedding day)

Postby RapName » Nov 3rd, '09, 11:13

Shady88Ita wrote:
RapName wrote:feel kinda stupid, but i didn't get it :confusion: :confusion:

Frist read the phrase normally, then from the bottom to the top

12345=54321

Thx, get it now.

*feeling stupid*
strikeboy wrote:Hey Alaine. I like young girls obviously and I don't get the oppurtunity to talk to them at all in fact. Well, I don't care really what you're like on the inside and I just really want you to come to bed with me. Would you do that if you could? Even if you were just average on the outside (but not fat) I could like you if you sounded smart.

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Re: A conversation between man and his wife (wedding day)

Postby Omar Khalid » Nov 3rd, '09, 14:48

i hope yall like it :p
They claim that I'm violent, just cause I refuse to be silent
These hypocrites are havin fits, cause I'm not buyin it
Defyin it, envious because I will rebel against
any oppressor, and this is known as self defense
I show no mercy, they claim that I'm the lunatic
But when the shit gets thick, I'm the one you go and get
Don't look confused, the truth is so plain to see
Cause I'm the nigga that you sell-outs are ashamed to be
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