Trimss wrote:Your dog is cute, your tattoo fucking rocks, you can fight and your baby have a big dick.
Your life is cool bro lol
Menzo wrote:Its cuz you're dope and Daddy Dubs. No one fucks with that
I love you Daren
Scott M wrote:
B.) If you absolutely have to use a urinal next to an occupied urinal, you may not talk with the other person unless you know him really, really well. Simply nod and give a small smile to acknowledge each other's existence and go about your business.
^ both very true.22.) Women love sales. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out.
23.) Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
also very true.39.) You must train yourself to say "No" automatically when your girl asks you, "Do I look fat in this?"
^ those two made me48.) Any food found before noon is breakfast.
50.) Venting your more sensitive feelings onto another man is prohibited. If such a thing happens (God forbid) both men must deny that such a conversation ever happened. If word leaks out that this conversation happened, then you must be executed and the friend who did the listening must redeem himself by performing the execution.
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