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The ghost of beenie weenie
There once was a guy that walked into a hotel and said “i would like a room for the night.” the clerk said “theres only one room left and its haunted.” the man says “im not scared.” so the clerk says “room 34 B on the second floor but dont eat the beans on the side table.” so the man goes up to his room and sees the beans. he eats them and a voice says “im the ghost of beenie weenie, i’ll chop off you’r ballz and eat you’r weenie.” so the guy runs out of the room. Another guy walks into the hotel asking for a room. the clerk says “room 34 B on the second floor but dont eat the beans on the side table.” So the guy goes up to his room and eats the beans. a voice says “im the ghost of beenie weenie, i’ll chop off you’r ballz and eat you’r weenie.” so the guy runs out of the room. Another guy walks in with a monkey and says “i need a room for me and my monkey over night.” the clerk replys “room 34 B on the second floor but dont eat the beans on the side table.” so the guy and the monkey go into the room and the monkey eats the beans a voice says “im the ghost of beenie weenie i’ll chop off your ballz and eat your weenie.” the monkey says “oh yeah? well im the ghost of christmas past touch my ballz i’ll kick your ass!” LMAO
The Difference Between Marketing And Sales
People have asked for the differences between marketing
and sales. Perhaps these analogies will help:
* You see a
handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic
in bed.”
That’s direct marketing.
* You’re at
a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your
friends goes up to him and pointing at you, says, “She’s fantastic in
bed.”
That’s advertising.
* You see a handsome
guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next
day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s telemarketing.
* You’re at a party and see a handsome guy.
You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a
drink. You say, “May I,” and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing
your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, “By the way,
I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s public relations.
* You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and
says, “I hear you’re great in bed.”
That’s brand
recognition.
* You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. You
talk him into going home with your friend.
That’s a
sales rep.
* Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you.
That’s tech support.
* You’re on your way to a
party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these
houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated
towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic
in bed!”
That’s spam.
