Guess what I was doing...

by **Wic Kid** » Nov 25th, '09, 02:13

I had a rough night. I woke up at 3 am. I picked up the phone and called my mom who lives right across the hall. I told her that she was drivin me insane with these stupid bagpipes from baghdad she's been playin all night. And she was like "HELLO...DUH!" Thats the point. So asked her can she at least stop playin that same song and dance. And she said: "Listen up, boy. Respect your parents.Cuz we made you." Then she came over and threw a medicine ball at me. That hurt so much, I will probably have to stay wide awake all night. So she said: "Son, this is for old times sake." Then she fell on the floor. And I thought to myself, is she high? Cuz it must be the ganja. Plus, I have this weird deja vu, and thats the only thing that feels beautiful at the moment. "So mom, why dont we just crack a bottle?" She agreed, and then I heard this noise comin from underground. It sounded like gay porn. It must be that faggot Ken Kaniff. Then my mom said: "My darling..." and cut off my ears. Only good thing about this was I didnt have to listen to her playin those bagpipes anymore. So I warn you, my friends... Be careful what you wish for.

Im sorry, Im bored as fuck... ](*,)

by **Fa-Q** » Nov 25th, '09, 02:17

Two crumbs up

by **Fa-Q** » Nov 25th, '09, 02:18

Lol that last post was stupid but got a chuckle out of this

by **Wic Kid** » Nov 25th, '09, 02:21

Props. Flow was kinda meh, but I think I did pretty well.

:shifty:

by **Fa-Q** » Nov 25th, '09, 02:24

Wic_Kid wrote:Props. Flow was kinda meh, but I think I did pretty well.

Lol and structure and multis were off

by **Dark Blue** » Nov 25th, '09, 02:36

that was awesome :worship:

by **Wic Kid** » Nov 25th, '09, 03:24

Dark Blue wrote:that was awesome

I know...

Soon I'll be releasin a book. :coolthumb:

by **Dark Blue** » Nov 25th, '09, 03:54

Wic_Kid wrote:
Dark Blue wrote:that was awesome

I know...

Soon I'll be releasin a book.

i'd buy it :whistle:

but it has to be autographed :angry:

by **bpballr04** » Nov 25th, '09, 04:10

Got busted last night with marijuana on me. Fucking cops took all my shit. So now I'm sitting here and I think I'm having a relapse. I feel so sick I think I have the swine flu. The doctor gave me so many drugs I swear I could start a chemical warfare. I just try to keep to myself by shooting some hoops until this asshole approached and I'm just standing here wondering why this motherfucker is takin my ball. I'm tired of always being picked on. I hope it doesn't last forever.

by **Dark Blue** » Nov 25th, '09, 04:13

bpballr04 wrote:Got busted last night with marijuana on me. Fucking cops took all my shit. So now I'm sitting here and I think I'm having a relapse. I feel so sick I think I have the swine flu. The doctor gave me so many drugs I swear I could start a chemical warfare. I just try to keep to myself by shooting some hoops until this asshole approached and I'm just standing here wondering why this motherfucker is takin my ball. I'm tired of always being picked on. I hope it doesn't last forever.

not to bad, not to bad at all lol :y: