Didn Undastand

[Speech]

I hope yall get this...it took me time to laugh at this one


There is a businezz man on businezz trip to China with his chinese boss
The businezz man meets an old chinese friend in da plane

The friend asks him what he is gonna do in china and da businezz man tells him, that hes on a businezz trip with his boss.
The friend says ' so ya gonna get to know a looot of beautiful chinese women ova there....trust me they are very nice'
The man agrees and and has a seat.....

In china tha b.man is on a date with a chinese woman.....he sleeps with her
and while their doin it tha woma keeps on screamin summdin da man don undastand, but shes keep screaming and she sounds really turned on and stuff the b.man thinks hes doin her good

so tha next day tha b.man is meetin his friend he meet in da plane
and he tells him that he was knockin boots with a chinese woman.
He also tells him, that the woman screamed summdin he couldnt undastand
and da friend told him that it is summdin in chinese and its a very positive shout

so the following day tha b.man had a golf game with his chinese boss......
The boss gets tha ball straight in the hole and the b.man screams the same thing that womam screamed last night he slept with her

the boss said ' thanx but why did i catch the wrong hole?'

[Mr. Cookie]

I heard it befo..the b.man puts his dick in the worng hole...it ain't a good joke...sorry homie..

[Speech]

damn...i knew.....now i have to cry again *cry*

naw aight homies i just didn get tha right joke.....hope yall can fogive me....*turn arround and cry*

[Hunneh_Buns]

It ain't really funny...

[Speech]

OKAY I GOT IT.....*still cryin*

[Mr. Cookie]

you're forgiven...relax homie...

[Speech]

Yihaaaaaaaa...thatz my homie

okay evryone knows that this ain funny sooooo....don write any mo stuff please i cant take it anymo.......yall wanna c my heart damaged
naaaaah just kiddin write whateva ya want homies(but please don be that hard with me.... )