Yah-hah wrote:Kez wrote:Lil Wayne:
he made me put a bag on my head with a picture of Baby taped to it
^ LMAO!!!!!

Yah-hah wrote:Kez wrote:Lil Wayne:
he made me put a bag on my head with a picture of Baby taped to it
^ LMAO!!!!!
Trimss wrote:Your dog is cute, your tattoo fucking rocks, you can fight and your baby have a big dick.
Your life is cool bro lol
Trimss wrote:Your dog is cute, your tattoo fucking rocks, you can fight and your baby have a big dick.
Your life is cool bro lol
trinell05 wrote:"I have to admit, when I first met Eminem, I was skeptical. I mean, his wife had totally put him on blast sayin that his dick was tiny and he couldn't fuck without viagra and red bull or some shit. But I gave the white boy a taste...And can I just say...DAMN!!! Don't know what loose slots he been pullin on, who think he aint all that, but boy can get down.
I mean, I'm one of those rarities that be havin the short vajayjay canal, so I can't fuck wit no dick bigger than 5 inches, so I know I got gutted a bit and shit was the bomb! I was expecting either one of two ends of the spectrum: that he would either hella emotional or hella psycho and kinky in the sac. But hell naw. Boy was doin things right. I ain't ever felt a tongue so soft on my clit in my life. And boy wouldn't stop until I had like, multiple orgasms and shit, I think it gets him off, to get me off and I ain't gonna complain, ya heard?
And he was gentle when needed, and rough when I craved it. No pills or liqour here, bitches. Boy was doin things right. My favorite part was that he loved to kiss. I mean, we made out for a good while before things started poppin, and he was damn good with that tongue, let me tell y'all! And he loves to hit it from the back cuz he likes how I moan the deeper he gets in it.
I swear, he just wanted to please me and I wasn't gonna complain, okay? Shit,lol. And the dude runs like miles and miles, shit like, 8 miles a day, so the stamina and endurance was all there. We aint stopped til the sun come up and wink at us, you know what I'm sayin? And damn, his pillow talk voice is so fuckin sexy.
I can tell you that he has a kinda lingerie fetish, or something. I mean, he loved to watch me look at myself in the mirror while wearing my cream-colored teddy. He loves to look at beautiful bitches, I guess. So, ain't no balloons or umbrellas gettin blown up or opened in the kooter, so no need to be ascared of that, cuz he ain't even like that.
So yeah, no ashy dicks or titty-suckin obsessive mothering tendencies over here neither."
Yah-hah wrote:Kez wrote:Lil Wayne:
he made me put a bag on my head with a picture of Baby taped to it
^ LMAO!!!!!
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