My hairy nutsack is so mangled and wrinkly,
That it my dick looks like a tangled slinky,
It already looked like two grapes wranglin a pinky,
Met a girl at the new york stock exchange,
Her ex came, but she said your cock is strange,
My fingers beggin, wontchu have sex with us,
They fight to the death, cause I'm ampedexious,
There's so many fuckin sports I scared to take up,
That doesn't make sense like fat girls that wear make up,
I'm nastier then your old ladies casserole,
I'm tighter then a cold babies asshole,
Run butt naked with a machete, through your neighborhood,
Cut your ass up, like I imagine a lightsaber would,
I'm eatin this chowder, these women made,
Now I'm so dehydrated, my piss looks like powder lemonade,
The girls sayin "I wonder how many crimes in my career,
All I know is a vampire eats a girl out,
Twelve times a year,"
I see the girl, and this particular girl's a
nine,
But puttin my dick in her face, Is like castin a pearl before swine,
Yet I thirst for carrie, and first its scary,
Ima vampire round the camp fire,
Trying to burst her cherry,