--> Embarrassing Moments <--

[Elision]

Well, it's a new year, and I figure that I'll never meet any of you IRL -- so I have no shame here.

Probably the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me in my past, would have to be when I was about 14 years old - I was babysitting at my neighbor's house. I had to watch their 7 year old son while they were out of town for the night.

Anyway, since I was just about smack-dab mid puberty, and I hadn't masturbated in about a week, I woke up in the middle of the night with a raging urge to. So I went into the bathroom and began doing so... Everything was fine and dandy until their kid walked in. He had no clue what I was doing, so it was easy to play it off and send him back to bed.

Long story short -- turns out the parents caught him masturbating, and he told them that he learned it from me...

I never talked to them again...

Hehe, so how about you guys?

[Requiem]

hey i live a few houses down and ur neighbors hate u now


just kidding, i don't know u but funny as hell story

[BabyBLue91]

hey i live a few houses down and ur neighbors hate u now

Lmao


I have too many

[bom-bom]

lmao at that
i gotta think about this

[embm]

lmao
tats a gr8 story

uhm mine is hmm...

[gvdz]

hahaha great story nollie. Wanker

[slimshady13]

Hilarious story man

[bullet_boy46]

I went to camp in Arizona when i was about ten years old, and i had just started "going out" with this other girl who was apparently a model somewhere.. anyway i had to go #2 so i told her i had to leave and went to talk to my counselor. I asked him where the latrine was and he didnt know, so instead of asking quietly, he shouts across the whole camp "hey, [my name] needs to use the latrene, do you know where it is?" to some other counselor. Of course they have to discuss it for a while, meanwhile this girl heard it and was looking really ashamed. Anyway they finally tell me where it is ( we are out camping so the latrine is a dug out hole near a log..), and i start running embarrassed towards it. Apparently its far from the camp along a road, so i start walking down the road looking for it. I found the toilet paper, which is a sign of whether or not the latrine is occupied. I continue walking looking for it and i can't find it for about five minutes ( did i mention it was night time?), so its really dark i really need to go and no latrine in sight. All i found was a fire place, made of rocks in a circle, so im pooping in this fireplace when all of a sudden flash lights come on everywhere and i see lights in the distance coming towards me, i stood up quickly and ran all the way back to the camp with my pants down. I'll never forget that day...

that sucked the crap was still coming out when i was running

[Sophie]

Got high once, went to the store, paid for my items and left

Come to realize 10 minutes later, that I forgot the shit I paid for

rofl i lol'd at that. although i'm ashamed to say that sounds like something i'd do even when i'm not high.

[AliJack]

I was walkin in the neighborhood with my friend.. had a bad stomache ache... had to take a SHIT desperately.. it was at the stage where I do it in my pants, and I told my friend "GO AWAY FOR A FEW MINUTES I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT" and i did... in a sandy patch of land right behind the basketball court I used to go to. . . . . . cleaned up with sand, quickly went home and cleaned up, now the guy who was with me that day ain't my friend, but he knows if he ever lets any shit like that out i'll snap his spine.

[Boston]

Got high once, went to the store, paid for my items and left

Come to realize 10 minutes later, that I forgot the shit I paid for

lmaoooo myyy dudeeeee i kno how that is!!! i feel ya pain!! ahahha
sometimes ii be going into stores to buy a dutch or sutin. i pay for it n just leave.. go in my car tryna twist up a b lunt then fuck no dutch haha

[Damarkus]

was 14 honry as fuck in a changing room some reall hot girl walks out in her bra and pants i saw her thru the curtin started to crack one off( i was 14 i'd crack one off to two old people holding hands) half way thru my dad pulls back the curtain i spin round and stared right into a mirror!

[embm]

Got high once, went to the store, paid for my items and left

Come to realize 10 minutes later, that I forgot the shit I paid for

rofl i lol'd at that. although i'm ashamed to say that sounds like something i'd do even when i'm not high.

I've did it sober

and idk not too much embarrassing shit has went down for me...

one of my best friends wacked off in the computer lab when class was going on....idk how the fuck he did it either

lol wtf

[Wic Kid]

I caught my parents havin sex. It scarred me for life. Nuff said.

[Wic Kid]

I caught my parents havin sex. It scarred me for life. Nuff said.

lmao I now 2-3 people who have done that

that shit is epicly funny

It wasnt funny to me!